The Women of Star Trek

                                                                                                                        

Over the various series and films women have made a variety of contributions.

Uhuru plus short skirt!!!

Initially, Uhuru was the established sex angle, with her unfeasibly short skirt and bluetooth type earpiece (one of the many alleged visions of the future!!) Obviously the prudish American censors would not allow some of the raunchiness seen in later series.

Legendary deep space Lothario Captain Jim Kirk would have no time for wooing or even foreplay as he would have a string of birds who would be loved, shagged and bumped off within the 60 mins of each episode.

Then in the Next Generation it was the ships counsellor Troi who carried the sex appeal for a new generation of fans and nerds. She gradually became sexier as the series progressed and was pretty gorgeous by the time the films came out.

By Star Trek Voyager, somebody had finally twigged that sex sells and a major shift in Federation based sexuality had occurred. Seven of Nine was a cool blonde who as well as being gorgeous had a totally killer body. Even her name was provocative seven of nine to me represented the fraction of my privates (in inches) excited by her screen presence - only with me her name should have been eight of eight as surely she was capable of exciting 100% of anything!! - the missus says she should be so lucky more like 4⅔ out of 4⅔ !!

Then the prequel Enterprise came along with the most erotic Trekkie of them all - T'Pol - whose uniform was soooo tight she didn't wear it it was spayed on or perhaps she was lowered naked into a vat of coloured paint.

There was even an episode where she needs to be fertilized and becomes a nymphomaniac - hot, sweaty and barely clothed and had to be locked up for the safety of the crew!!!

Who says Sci-Fi was just for nerds it has clearly become a holiday home for pervs as well!! 

Remember two wrongs don't make a right bit three rights make a left!