First post - always the tricky one !!!

Where do I start? 

A brief biog? 

Straight in with both size eleven's? 

Or a wimpish apology for what I am about to put out onto the electronic version of a town cryer? Apologising for my inexperience naivete and general hubris that I can write funny and keep people entertained.

                                                                   

I mean there is some ego at work that assumes that this could be a success. 

Or is this more appropriate?