some more general comments

         

           

Darth Vader caught in bed with vicar’s wife – may the farce be with you

Luke Skywalker is in music room with 6 choir boys – feel the farce Luke, feel the farce.     

    

 

Recently overheard conversation in the Trafford Centre food court - Went on holiday in Bulgaria – spent 2 weeks with no clothes as they lost my suitcase!!  My better half found it hilarious – until she realised her hair straightners were in my case

 Me – two weeks semi naked/scruffy/smelly       

 Her – FRIZZY

   

        Remember two wrongs don't make a right bit three rights make a left!