Chuggers - Charity Muggers !!

Last week whilst at Man U, the University not the footie team, I saw an ad on a Post Grad notice board for "Chuggers" - charity muggers - these are people that accost innocent members of the public in pedestrianised shopping areas desperate  to arrange direct debits for various disadvantaged groups home and abroad.

Today I saw a group of these undesirables- what is the collective term for chuggers a "turd"?

Anyway it is 0930 and the shopping streets of Liverpool were quiet and this turd were all coffee'd up getting some pre-match pep talk from their be-spotted leader.

It seems sex sells, well surprise, surf****ingprise. Young pretty chuggers target middle aged men who need confirmation that they have still got "it". All the porn they see on the internet about nubile teenagers needing a more experienced c**k is absolutely true!!
Then, this category of chugger target men of their own generation with whom a sexual liaison was always more likely. Flirt, flirt flirt until the mug signs up and the second the final sort code digit is inserted into the direct debit mandate form they instantly cast their victim aside eyeing up the next person in this target rich environment.

Now with male chuggers they again target the middle aged only women this time an assumption is made that they are all sexually frustrated and have seriously bought into the MILF mentality. The next target are girls their age especially chubby one, who rarely  get attention from slim, good looking men - and then the final group is gay men. Men of any age who are clearly homosexual and have a well developed sense of fashion, general trendiness and sympathy for impoverished groups to assuage any guilt they they may have over taking a key for the  backdoor.

30 minutes later I return, the chuggers are very busy with a pretty young blonde laughing at the comments of a middle aged baldy and a good looking 20 year old flirting shamelessly with a chubby 25 year old brunette.

Interestingly, the original notice board advert specified wages of £7.50-11.50 per hour - way above national minimum wages. Obviously if you are a merciless breaker of hearts with Olympic qualifying levels of flirting you can get over £10.00 per hour.









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