People talk about improvements to the human body - eyes on the end of a finger, to see around corners, on the end of men's k**b's, inflatable breasts - all a bit predictable.
No, the obvious no-brainer improvement is indicators
- built in indicators allow you to walk safely in a crowd, stop, turn left or right, even when on the phone - what a boon! - but this, according to Darwin, would take millenia to develop, if at all.
In the meantime these improvements could be installed in a jacket - stop lights and indicators on the rear of a jacket.
The light setup would be gender specific
Women's - the standard indicator/stop light setup plus additional lights for shop sales - shoes and handbags in particular.
Men's - again the standard indicator/stop lights plus additional lighting when large breasted women are spotted, or a very short skirt, or pervy boots.
A bit like car drivers who warn other drivers about police mobile speed cameras men could warn of busty, short skirted thigh high booted temptresses!!
Remember two wrongs don't make a right bit three rights make a left!
No, the obvious no-brainer improvement is indicators
- built in indicators allow you to walk safely in a crowd, stop, turn left or right, even when on the phone - what a boon! - but this, according to Darwin, would take millenia to develop, if at all.
In the meantime these improvements could be installed in a jacket - stop lights and indicators on the rear of a jacket.
The light setup would be gender specific
Women's - the standard indicator/stop light setup plus additional lights for shop sales - shoes and handbags in particular.
Men's - again the standard indicator/stop lights plus additional lighting when large breasted women are spotted, or a very short skirt, or pervy boots.
A bit like car drivers who warn other drivers about police mobile speed cameras men could warn of busty, short skirted thigh high booted temptresses!!
Remember two wrongs don't make a right bit three rights make a left!
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